burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.
Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)

(Source: reality-escape-artist)


escape-the-storm-inside:

heart-seoul-soshi:

The saga continues

These are the greatest things ever

To my daughters and sisters: Don’t fall for his words, fall for his actions.
Shaykh Waleed Basyouni (via ahyasidi)

(Source: blvcknvy)


iltriceratopoingiardino:

OH, GIZMO

(Source: dauntlesschristinas)

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

(Source: americatbh)


eclecticwiccan:

IMPORTANT

(Source: incognitomoustache)

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

(Source: culturistjack)